shmooshbag
Dane Cook is a shmooshbag
shmooshbag by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008
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Sorooshbag
Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren't making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a Sorooshbag. And ALL Sorooshbags are in fraternities.
"Dude, I met this total bro the other day,"
"Yeah I think the word you're looking for is Sorooshbag"
"Exactly man!"
"Yeah I think the word you're looking for is Sorooshbag"
"Exactly man!"
Sorooshbag by Fuck Greek Week April 20, 2009
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shmooshbag • shmooshmag • Swooshbag • Shooshbah • smooshage • shmoobagobgob • shmooshing • Shmooshka • shooshbugger • Smooshball
Smooshball
A game played with two players and a rubber ball hit against walls in a room.
Basics:
The main objective to win is to get the most points by hitting the ball into a bucket in ten minutes.
Each shot is worth one point.
There is a medium sized triangle marked around the bucket so that if the ball is inside of that triangle no player may touch it.
A new serve is started when the ball is hit into the bucket or stops bouncing.
Both players in the game must be sitting at all times.
Turbo Rounds:
In the event of a tie at the end of ten minutes, a 'Turbo round' is played.
Turbo rounds consist of the last player to tie up the game going fist having one minute to get as many points as they can, then the other player does the same. Whoever has more points wins.
If they tie again they repeat the 'Turbo round' until a player wins.
Bonuses:
If a player hits the ball into a small target on the opposite side of the court, they get two points.
If a player hits the ball and it hits at least 3 things (not the inside of the bucket) before it makes it in, they get two points.
End:
full Smooshball matches can last several games long, but can end after any ten minute game.
Basics:
The main objective to win is to get the most points by hitting the ball into a bucket in ten minutes.
Each shot is worth one point.
There is a medium sized triangle marked around the bucket so that if the ball is inside of that triangle no player may touch it.
A new serve is started when the ball is hit into the bucket or stops bouncing.
Both players in the game must be sitting at all times.
Turbo Rounds:
In the event of a tie at the end of ten minutes, a 'Turbo round' is played.
Turbo rounds consist of the last player to tie up the game going fist having one minute to get as many points as they can, then the other player does the same. Whoever has more points wins.
If they tie again they repeat the 'Turbo round' until a player wins.
Bonuses:
If a player hits the ball into a small target on the opposite side of the court, they get two points.
If a player hits the ball and it hits at least 3 things (not the inside of the bucket) before it makes it in, they get two points.
End:
full Smooshball matches can last several games long, but can end after any ten minute game.
Smooshball by Ninjaroxursox May 8, 2010
Swooshbag
Swooshbag by GullibleZine October 21, 2008
Smooshage
Smooshage by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018
shmooshmag
shmooshmag by Jon phone June 21, 2008
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