shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.

After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class

by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

Shmoosh

To shuffle cards via a wax-on-wax-off technique

Shannon - shmoosh the cards, won't you?

by Kidsticky December 31, 2019

shmoosh

verb; to consumate, fuck, have sex.

"Yeah, we shmooshed last night."

-Ronnie from Jersey Shore

by btownmt459 August 17, 2010

Shmoosh

To smooth over

Let me just shmoosh your hair over

by jelibean December 9, 2008

SHMOOSH

verb -- to squeeze, usu. the face of your da bubby; could be misinterpreted as something naughty

"I am going to shmoosh you like you've never been shmooshed before!"

by da bubbalub June 19, 2008