shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.

After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class

by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

smoshing

When you act like Anthony and/or Ian from Smosh, the most popular people on Youtube (maybe the internet).

Dude, John, haha, you're smoshing again

by Kevinthetrooper June 21, 2008

Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021

Slooshing

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018