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Shooshbah 

A combination of "shut up" and "bah". Commonly said in an exasperated tone, to someone who is talking out their ass.
Different inflections have slightly different connotations.
A warning, of sorts.
1: "SHOOSH! Bah." translates to, "Shut up, you jackass."
2: "ShooshBAH." translates to, "Quit talking before I beat you senseless, moron."

-- "Shooshbah, you bastard. You're going to get us in trouble if you don't close yer damn pie-hole."
Shooshbah by Rewayna July 29, 2008
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shooshbah 

A combination of "shut up" and "bah". Commonly said in an exasperated tone, to someone who is talking out their ass.
Different inflections have slightly different connotations.
A warning, of sorts.

1: "SHOOSH! Bah." translates to, "Shut up, you jackass."
2: "ShooshBAH." translates to, "Quit talking before I beat you senseless, moron."
-- "Shooshbah, you bastard. You're going to get us in trouble if you don't close yer damn pie-hole."
shooshbah by Rewayna June 18, 2006

shooshpap 

The practice of calming an enraged and/or depressed friend by shushing them while lightly stroking their face. This is not mere action, as the friend must try to place their positive emotions into the shooshpap and communicate it to them.
Whenever George gets mad, I shooshpap him until he calms his tits.
shooshpap by Derarc October 20, 2011

Shooshanorti 

An Armenian swear word. Most of the time, it's used to criticize an annoying, obese, emo, bitchy, fugly, brace-faced, cock sucking wannabe slut with freaky nails that loves drama and drags everyone in it. This individual bullshits about everything in life and denys it later on. This individual may also contain facial hair that rapidly grows in the area between her chin and neck.
John: "Woah, look at that ugly whore. I bet you i can get her to suck my dick for free!"
Fred: "Duhh, shes a shooshanorti!"
Shooshanorti by Wordsaver May 5, 2009
A word used when something is exciting, scary, funny, or stupid.
Holy shoosha, that wasa great movie!
Shoosha by AriaRayne_xX May 12, 2018

Smooshball 

A game played with two players and a rubber ball hit against walls in a room.

Basics:

The main objective to win is to get the most points by hitting the ball into a bucket in ten minutes.

Each shot is worth one point.

There is a medium sized triangle marked around the bucket so that if the ball is inside of that triangle no player may touch it.

A new serve is started when the ball is hit into the bucket or stops bouncing.

Both players in the game must be sitting at all times.

Turbo Rounds:

In the event of a tie at the end of ten minutes, a 'Turbo round' is played.

Turbo rounds consist of the last player to tie up the game going fist having one minute to get as many points as they can, then the other player does the same. Whoever has more points wins.

If they tie again they repeat the 'Turbo round' until a player wins.

Bonuses:

If a player hits the ball into a small target on the opposite side of the court, they get two points.

If a player hits the ball and it hits at least 3 things (not the inside of the bucket) before it makes it in, they get two points.

End:

full Smooshball matches can last several games long, but can end after any ten minute game.
Hey, wanna play smooshball?

sure. :)
Smooshball by Ninjaroxursox May 8, 2010

Shooshboosh 

Something that sounds wrong but has no actual meaning behind it... So I'll make a couple up (feel free to add some more!)

1. Toilet

2. Imbecile

3. Soup

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1; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

2; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

3; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

X)
Shooshboosh by natalie sthoup August 5, 2010