Smooshball 

A game played with two players and a rubber ball hit against walls in a room.

Basics:

The main objective to win is to get the most points by hitting the ball into a bucket in ten minutes.

Each shot is worth one point.

There is a medium sized triangle marked around the bucket so that if the ball is inside of that triangle no player may touch it.

A new serve is started when the ball is hit into the bucket or stops bouncing.

Both players in the game must be sitting at all times.

Turbo Rounds:

In the event of a tie at the end of ten minutes, a 'Turbo round' is played.

Turbo rounds consist of the last player to tie up the game going fist having one minute to get as many points as they can, then the other player does the same. Whoever has more points wins.

If they tie again they repeat the 'Turbo round' until a player wins.

Bonuses:

If a player hits the ball into a small target on the opposite side of the court, they get two points.

If a player hits the ball and it hits at least 3 things (not the inside of the bucket) before it makes it in, they get two points.

End:

full Smooshball matches can last several games long, but can end after any ten minute game.

Hey, wanna play smooshball?

sure. :)

Smooshball by Ninjaroxursox May 8, 2010

sloshball

Sloshball is kickball with beer. A keg is used in place of second base. When runners reach second base, they must finish a cup of beer before moving on to third. However, there is no force out at third base, so an unlimited number of people can be on second base drinking beer.

Everyone on the field must be holding a beer at all times. Fielders may not drop their beer in order to make a play on the ball. If a batter believes that a fielder is playing with an empty cup, batter may call a beer check on the fielder. If the fielder has an empty cup, he/she must drink. If the fielder made an out but was found to have no beer in their cup, the batter is safe. If there is beer in the cup, the batter who called beer check must drink.

All close plays should result in loud, profanity laced arguments.

If the game ends and no one has splashed beer on themselves, the game should be considered a failure.

Dude, kickball is so 1987. We need to be playin us some sloshball.

Dogg, why come you covered in piss beer?
Cus bro, I been playin sloshball all afternoon!

sloshball by Jonah Sauce May 13, 2008

Smoothwall 

An evil tool made by Satan to stop little kids from watching porn.

Damn it! Smoothwall blocked it!!!!!!!

Smoothwall by meinspitzname March 11, 2016

sloshball

A game of softball when a keg of beer is placed at second base. In order to pass second base, the runner must drink a cup of beer from the keg.

"Hey man, let's pick up a keg and get a game of sloshball going."

sloshball by SenorBuckwheat March 8, 2004

Smoothwalled 

Smoothwall is a software that is used to filter and block websites online. The most piss taking example of being smoothwalled is in school.

Student 1: Hey do you wanna play fireboy and watergirl with me?
Student 2: Sure I’ll load it up now
Student 1: Oh No it’s blocked

Student 2: Damn we got smoothwalled
Student 1: What does that mean?
Student 2: It means the site was blocked. It was filtered for time wasting :(

Smoothwalled by noticeboard June 6, 2018

Mooshball

A person with a tough exterior, but is really a softie.

Alex Gillanders is the epitome of mooshball. Damn moosh!

Mooshball by therealshenanigans February 1, 2019

sloshball

soccer with an empty draft ball.... drunk in the middle of a busy parking lot

GUY1: "sloshball time"
GUY2: "man, it's just us two"
GUY1: "bah... people will join..."

sloshball by sloshuala January 7, 2008