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shmooshmag

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them
Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag
by Jon phone June 21, 2008
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Smooshage

Those wonderful squishy body parts of hot women. Particularly their big titties.
The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smooshage going on.
by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018
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shmooshmite

Means basically anything.

Used to desribe the feelings associated with smoking a drug commonly referred to as water.
Slang, originated in Syracuse, NY by Troy Mims who's tragic death brought a lot of aspirations for change in the area.
Q: What you doin tonight?
A: Shmooshmite!!!
by K. Weezy May 13, 2009
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shmooshbag

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.
Dane Cook is a shmooshbag
by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008
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Shooshmah

You're a damn shooshmah.
by ilovecassie=] May 7, 2011
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shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.
After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class
by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017
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smooshage

A chick or a guy that has a really ugly or fucked up looking face.
"She might be fine, but there is just slight potential for some major smooshage there"
by GiZiM July 26, 2004
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