shmooshmag

Name: shmooshmag Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them

Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag

shmooshmag by Jon phone June 21, 2008

Get the shmooshmag mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Smooshage

Those wonderful squishy body parts of hot women. Particularly their big titties.

The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smooshage going on.

Smooshage by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018

Get the Smooshage mug.

Related Words

shmooshmag • shmooshbag • smooshage • shmooshing • Shmooshka • shmooshmite • shmooshmoosh • Shooshmah • Shmig Shmag • shoosh mate

shmooshmite

Means basically anything.

Used to desribe the feelings associated with smoking a drug commonly referred to as water.
Slang, originated in Syracuse, NY by Troy Mims who's tragic death brought a lot of aspirations for change in the area.

Q: What you doin tonight?
A: Shmooshmite!!!

shmooshmite by K. Weezy May 13, 2009

Get the shmooshmite mug.

shmooshbag

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.

Dane Cook is a shmooshbag

shmooshbag by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008

Get the shmooshbag mug.

Shooshmah

Used in place of swear words.

You're a damn shooshmah.

Shooshmah by ilovecassie=] May 7, 2011

Get the Shooshmah mug.

shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.

After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class

shmooshing by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

Get the shmooshing mug.

smooshage

A chick or a guy that has a really ugly or fucked up looking face.

"She might be fine, but there is just slight potential for some major smooshage there"

smooshage by GiZiM July 26, 2004

Get the smooshage mug.

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

Get the kinktober mug.

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026