shmoon 

-a name to call people that piss you off.
-an insult.

could mean...
-whore
-bitch
-dumbass
-ugly person
-pretty much anything else that is an insult.

Example 1:
Girl 1: Jessie kissed Jeff at that party on Saturday.
Girl 2: Isn't Jeff still going out with Beckie.
Girl 1: Exactly.
Girl 2: Whatta shmoon.

Example 2:
Girl: She stole my boyfriend! Damn skanky shmoon!!

Example 3:
You're a shmoon if you didn't know what shmoon meant.

Example 4:
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Rick is dating Julia.
Guy 2: Ew! That's disgusting!!
Guy 1: Yeah, I know man. She's such a shmoon.

Example 5:
Man, I hate that shmoon.

shmoon by kimmmmmmmy1019833 December 8, 2009

shmork the shmoon 

When you yield to a bus

I was driving down the road and I forgot to shmork the shmoon

shmork the shmoon by Fart Handler 997 December 2, 2023

Shmork The Shmoon 

When you yield to a bus

I don't shmork the shmoon

Shmork The Shmoon by anonymous December 6, 2023

shmoobs 

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

shmoobs by koworot April 28, 2013

shmoof

something too cute to handle

ADORABLE

what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy

shmoof by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010

Shmoner 

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

Shmoner by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011

shmoney 

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

Yo man, I wuz hustlin' and gettin' dat shmoney boi!!!

shmoney by José Mandarez November 25, 2014