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shmoon

-a name to call people that piss you off.
-an insult.

could mean...
-whore
-bitch
-dumbass
-ugly person
-pretty much anything else that is an insult.
Example 1:
Girl 1: Jessie kissed Jeff at that party on Saturday.
Girl 2: Isn't Jeff still going out with Beckie.
Girl 1: Exactly.
Girl 2: Whatta shmoon.

Example 2:
Girl: She stole my boyfriend! Damn skanky shmoon!!

Example 3:
You're a shmoon if you didn't know what shmoon meant.

Example 4:
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Rick is dating Julia.
Guy 2: Ew! That's disgusting!!
Guy 1: Yeah, I know man. She's such a shmoon.

Example 5:
Man, I hate that shmoon.
by kimmmmmmmy1019833 December 8, 2009
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shmork the shmoon

I was driving down the road and I forgot to shmork the shmoon
by Fart Handler 997 December 2, 2023
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Shmork The Shmoon

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shmoobs

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!
by koworot April 28, 2013
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shmoof

what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy
by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010
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Shmoner

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.
Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"
by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011
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shmoney

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance
Yo man, I wuz hustlin' and gettin' dat shmoney boi!!!
by José Mandarez November 25, 2014
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