Shmooney

this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most cumbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the "tucking" game.

Phase 1-there is the penis, just hanging there without a problem in the world
Phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-boner
Phase 3-full out boner, "now lets do the sex" ~ Schfifty Five Video

"ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite cumbersome!". "But let me tell you Janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your breasts are turning me on"

by Tyler Mueller May 20, 2010

shmoney

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

Yo man, I wuz hustlin' and gettin' dat shmoney boi!!!

by José Mandarez November 25, 2014

Shmoney

It's a gangsta way to say "money". Used more commonly by Bobby Shmurda and Cardi B.

Real niggaz got shmoney!

by Lifs December 9, 2021

shmoney dance

A popular dance that derived from the rap song "Hot N****" by Bobby Shmurda. Is the next Nae Nae.

Earl: Yo, have you heard about the new Shmoney Dance?
Jeb: No.
Earl: Fuck you Jeb.

by straightcheesin August 20, 2014

Shmoney

Money earned on the hush hush.

Hence "Shhh...Money". Shmoney

"I've been selling crack since like the fifth grade. Gave a little bit of Shmoney to my mom"

by otymartin October 4, 2016

Shomoney

It's used as an adjective to describe something being awesome, legendary, or ridiculously awe-inspiring. It is usually preceded with an event that is unforgettable.

"Yo that movie 'Dark Knight' was ShoMoney!"

"Did you hear about that billionaire?! It must be shomoney to have that much money! "
"'How I met you mother' is soo shomoney."
"Man! you were so shomoney last night at that party!"

by Shotime August 22, 2011

Ain't no shmoney

When not even no shmoney don't be enough.

Tyrone is such a shitty nigga, ain't no shmoney gone make'im attractive.

by Lifs September 26, 2023