Shmoonism

An adjective used to describe the act of spending your parent's money or entire paycheck on anything you don't need in a matter of two days or less, typically a weekend. Another example of this would include spending any and all money that should be used for bills at a bar, or even multiple bars. Generally, most money would be spent on bottles of Coors Light and multiple packs of Marlboro Lights. Also, to be a "schmoon" move, the person has to lie about where they spent/got all their money.

Driving home to get $200 in bill money from your parents, then spending it all that weekend on a Brewer's game and a couple trips to the bar. Total shmoonism

Going to the grocery store three times in one night, to get a total of five sodas that cost 25 cents a piece.

by Dank Chopper May 13, 2008

spoonism

spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.

person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better

by mitsubishyfishy August 24, 2019

Spoonism

The religion of the future! {Spoonists} praise {Mr. Spoonhower} and only use spoons when they eat (occasionally sporks). You can typically see a Spoonist chanting "ALL HEIL SPOON" Spoonists despise {Shenists}.

Spoonism is so much better then Shenism

by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018

spoonism

When two person orders the same thing and only one person gets a spoon

E.g Two friends orders a yoghurt and only one person get given a special spoon and the other dont. We call that spoonism, similar terms like racism, sexism.

by Spoonstarrrr December 22, 2013

shoonism

Shoonism is the act of being a complete faggot or someone that is totally clueless in almost any activity they’re involved in.

As he died due to not pressing his buttons he was blamed it on his shoonism acting up.

by Lts March 18, 2021

Spoonism

a cult worshipping the all knowing and all powerful mr. spoonhower.

and or
the act of worshipping mr. spoonhower.

all hail the all knowing spoons.

all hail spoonism

by marblesart October 21, 2018

simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!

Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!

by baseheads July 10, 2006