shmogar 

A Person Or Thing That Enjoys water

"I Myself Am A 'Shmogar' Jed However Is Not"

shmogar by Kel August 2, 2003

Shmagarantang 

This species is nearly extinct, it can be rarely found running across the grass plains of South Africa. The shmagarantang loves cuddles and is one of the sweetest creatures you will ever find if your lucky enough to come across one

Sightings of the best species in the world, the shmagarantang are so rare that a glance of one would be coveted by many

Shmagarantang by Shlinker July 4, 2018

smogarette 

short for "smoke a cigarette"

"hey, you wanna smogarette?"

smogarette by littleanuyta January 23, 2010

shmogamy 

a word used to call someone stupid or gay

michael; hey kieran, you lanky prick
kieran ; Nae Shmogamy You Fat Basterd

shmogamy by boomtownsfinest October 22, 2006

Shmigarette 

A noun describing a cigarette, but in the context of feeling slightly guilty or indulgent about having said cigarette.

person A: "wanna go for a wee... Shmigarette?"
Person B: "aw I really shouldn't I'm supposed to be cutting down but... Aye fuck it treat yo self"

Shmigarette by ostrichlady January 24, 2017

Shoogarette 

A term accidentally used in debate when referring to cigarette.

Shoogarettes shouldn't be banned from society.

Shoogarette by LegitBangag November 29, 2019

Smogarod 

1: cigarette, smog producing smoking stick. Origins, nawfsidian. (Brian Voorhies & Stacy Stephens)

Where are the smogarods, there are a couple smogarods left in the fire ring.

Smogarod by Ziggy M. G. $ Barbara Dargie December 24, 2020