Kel's definitions

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

tro

tro is slang for metro the car driven by the majority of english males who are 17 and have brought a car for less than £1000

metro owner- 'look theres my tro'
onlooker- 'wow' (unimpressed)

by kel September 22, 2004

Broadband

Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.

"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"

by Kel September 1, 2003

Small Dick Man

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.

Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.

by Kel October 20, 2004

Mods

Better than hippies

Mods rule this town

by Kel February 25, 2004

shmogar

A Person Or Thing That Enjoys water

"I Myself Am A 'Shmogar' Jed However Is Not"

by Kel August 2, 2003

Drew Farmer

a sugarhoneysexybaby thats a rockstar in bed ;)

my gorgeous boyfriend

by kel March 21, 2005