sasshopper

A person who is sassy but also has trouble focusing on one idea. His or her thoughts tend to jump around like the way grasshopper jumps around.
She's such a sasshopper, she changed her mind about what she wants to do tonight 3 times but told me to shut up when I moaned about it.
by ostrichlady January 17, 2017
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Shneef

Similar to "sniff" but particularly related to having a "sniff" of a "party substance".
I'm feeling a bit sober... Gonna geez a wee shneef?
by ostrichlady January 24, 2017
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Shmigarette

A noun describing a cigarette, but in the context of feeling slightly guilty or indulgent about having said cigarette.
person A: "wanna go for a wee... Shmigarette?"
Person B: "aw I really shouldn't I'm supposed to be cutting down but... Aye fuck it treat yo self"
by ostrichlady January 24, 2017
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Sprangly

An adjective describing the way an ostriches legs look while it runs. Can also refer to a state of mind relating to sleep deprivation, intoxication or general confusion.
An ostrich would need to wear a really long coat if it wanted to cover up its long sprangly legs.

She was talking so much nonsense, she was definitely sprangled.
by ostrichlady November 15, 2016
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