ostrichlady's definitions
by ostrichlady January 24, 2017
Get the Shneefmug. An adjective describing the way an ostriches legs look while it runs. Can also refer to a state of mind relating to sleep deprivation, intoxication or general confusion.
An ostrich would need to wear a really long coat if it wanted to cover up its long sprangly legs.
She was talking so much nonsense, she was definitely sprangled.
She was talking so much nonsense, she was definitely sprangled.
by ostrichlady November 15, 2016
Get the Spranglymug. A noun describing a cigarette, but in the context of feeling slightly guilty or indulgent about having said cigarette.
person A: "wanna go for a wee... Shmigarette?"
Person B: "aw I really shouldn't I'm supposed to be cutting down but... Aye fuck it treat yo self"
Person B: "aw I really shouldn't I'm supposed to be cutting down but... Aye fuck it treat yo self"
by ostrichlady January 24, 2017
Get the Shmigarettemug. A person who is sassy but also has trouble focusing on one idea. His or her thoughts tend to jump around like the way grasshopper jumps around.
She's such a sasshopper, she changed her mind about what she wants to do tonight 3 times but told me to shut up when I moaned about it.
by ostrichlady January 16, 2017
Get the sasshoppermug.