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Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013

Schnobble 

1. A random word used by 0.0000001% of people in America to describe how you are not listening and how you really dont care what a person is saying.
Wife-I told you to fix the fence a month ago,and also shave you beard.I want kids.And also,TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!!! YOU-sCHNOBBLE...
Schnobble by Alex 3 December 24, 2008

schmormels 

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"
"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"
schmormels by lectop February 28, 2004

Schwabbelinski 

The word is a synonym for tummy. The specific sort of tummy, that characteristically has more fat (or Schwabbel) than muscel. It doesn't have to be a really really fat tummy. even very thin people lacking muscle can have one
" Oh my god I had so much food, my poor old schwabbelinski will grow even bigger!"
Schwabbelinski by rangalonski September 11, 2011

schmobley 

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.
"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."
schmobley by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004

schlobberknockered 

Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.
schlobberknockered by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004