shmezzed

Turnt to the point where you feel like you’re in a daft punk music video; most likely crossed, likely the prerequisite to regrettable decisions.

“Yo wtm tn??”

“Tryn get shmezzed like shit”

by PJFETTY October 28, 2021

shmizzed

shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass

Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.

by c-mann September 11, 2009

shmeezed

high as hell, synonyms: smacked, high, geeked, faded

I'm not gon lie gang, I'm shmeezed right now.

by Graybald Supporter May 24, 2024

Wamper Shezzed

When An Italian Is Run Over By A Bus With 48 Passengers Inside, One Of Which Is A Sailor.

"I Had Just Bought Some New Trainers, When My Mate Got Wamper Shezzed."

by toM_Lemonn. August 4, 2007