shmized

When ur fucked up usually after drinking or smoking

Yo son im shmized rn

by Ray shmiz January 2, 2017

Shmized

The feeling after smoking or even drinking

Yan and JJ got shmized last night

by Jacks0n6 August 12, 2022

shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.

"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."

by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017

shmizzed

shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass

Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.

by c-mann September 11, 2009

Shmize

When someone smiles with their eyes.

“Your eyes disappear when you smile”
“It’s schmizing stomme trut“
“Shmize?”
“Shannah Eyes”

by nofanks April 29, 2020

Shmired

When you’re under the influenxe of marijuana (smaxked) and you’re tired.

That blunt got me TOO shmired bro I need to lay down.

by 🅱️.Savage January 30, 2019

Shmixed Up

When you've been shmixing too hard and now you're shmixed up.

"Dog I'm tryna be coherent but I'm shmixed as fuck."
"You shmixed bro?"
"Yeah bro I'm SHMIXED UP."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020