Shmist

A fine mist of faeces that is emitted from the anus upon emission of gas (flatuance), similar to, but not the same as a Shart.

Dan: Dude I think I just shmist in my pants.

by gorilla in the shmist April 1, 2009

shmist

The refreshing splash of water that cools down your butt cheeks when poop hits the surface of toilet water, making the toilet paper impossible to use.

Jhonny got shmisted because his small intestine absorbed too much water, making his feces heavy.

by BorderSpice March 4, 2011

Shristi

~Best creation made by god

~Means universe or entire world
~VERY social, will get out of her way to help others

Wow what a Shristi

by Snapple667 December 29, 2016

Shoista

A certain way of life. The interpretation of the meaning is left up to the user. A sacred word only discovered by some.

Shoista!
I went to Shoistaville last night.

by Yessuh5517 February 27, 2021

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss

Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe

by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

shmasted

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

Shister James

Proper Noun. A truly iconic legend on the youtube platform. Almost at 7 million subscribers who have joined what he calls 'the sisterhood'.

"Shister James, today's collaboration was out of this world".

by ToddlikesParties July 28, 2018