shisty Share definition Flag selfish, greedy, hooken up wit u only when it's convenient for them, or they get somethin out of it. This shisty ass ho, was all rubbin up on me when she saw my Benzie in the lot. shisty by Marco "AmP" Restrepo May 30, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the shisty mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch