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A slow fatty that is acting like a complete doushe bag and is too lazy to participate in normal things.
"I cant believe how much of a shmirk our neighbors son is"
shmirk by [Noah M] December 29, 2011
A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic
"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "
Shminky by Fading Boner July 11, 2019
A mischievous grin that often times includes squinting of the eyes. A Shmirk is a better way of saying Smirk because Shhh-mirk obviously sounds better.
Wow! Lee just shmiled at me. Nah, man. That was definitely a shmirk.
Shmirk by Shmirky October 1, 2019

shminky dinky 

threesome (2 guys one girl) one guy comes into a girls mouth, the girl spits cum onto the other guys dick and then gets fucked by said dick
dude last night was so fucking awesome my girl let me perform a shminky dinky on her!
shminky dinky by miney bands October 18, 2022
Under the weather with a head cold, runny nose and general feeling of Eck...
Im not still full blown sick but feeling a bit shnirky.
shnirky by shmooptroop October 22, 2010
A nickname for the alco-pop Smirnoff Ice.
"I'll have a packet of crisps and a Shminky please mate."
Shminky by Bananashark March 20, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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