shmirky

A face known to look somewhat like this, :7.

"Erica had a shmirky like face like this, ":>""

by Grahambentz December 25, 2007

shmirk

A slow fatty that is acting like a complete doushe bag and is too lazy to participate in normal things.

"I cant believe how much of a shmirk our neighbors son is"

by [Noah M] December 29, 2011

Shminky

A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic

"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

Shmirk

A mischievous grin that often times includes squinting of the eyes. A Shmirk is a better way of saying Smirk because Shhh-mirk obviously sounds better.

Wow! Lee just shmiled at me. Nah, man. That was definitely a shmirk.

by Shmirky October 1, 2019

shminky dinky

threesome (2 guys one girl) one guy comes into a girls mouth, the girl spits cum onto the other guys dick and then gets fucked by said dick

dude last night was so fucking awesome my girl let me perform a shminky dinky on her!

by miney bands October 18, 2022

shnirky

Under the weather with a head cold, runny nose and general feeling of Eck...

Im not still full blown sick but feeling a bit shnirky.

by shmooptroop October 22, 2010

Shminky

A nickname for the alco-pop Smirnoff Ice.

"I'll have a packet of crisps and a Shminky please mate."

by Bananashark March 20, 2010