Shmirmy 

When you change the baby and the fresh air creates a geyser.

I changed the baby and got sprayed in the eye. Super shmirmy.

Shmirmy by Joseph J Biden February 16, 2021

shmarmy

One who gives off a creepy vibe. A lurch. A slimy kind of person that seems to be hanging around or looking at you when you least expect it. Some times dirty as well. Usually a male acting shmarmy toward a female.

Jane "Look at the way that guy keeps starring at Sharron, he's acting really shmarmy."

shmarmy by For Tony Baloney Matukas January 27, 2010

shmurmy

An adjective used to describe something cheesy, corny and tangibly sickening in its degree of sentimental gush, to the point that it is cringe-worthy.

“Have you seen the new Mandalorian episode?”
“Yeah... it was so shmurmy... I just couldn’t get myself to finish.”

shmurmy by Gony L February 16, 2021

shirmya 

The finest mf you’ll ever Fucking know!! She has a fat ass that’s as big as her heart!!! She has a pretty decent face at first glance, but once you get to know her personality she’ll have the face of a GODESS to you!!!! She’s a little slow, but I mean aren’t we all!!! She deserves a boyfriend who’s name starts with the letter X because she’s X-traordinary!!! Anyway, in conclusion, Shirmya is just a BAD BITCH PERIOD‼️So yea cuff her up (if you know what I mean 😉)okuuuuuurt

Person: damn bro who’s that fine ass chocolate mf?
X: that’s my gf Shirmya and she’s the BADDEST BITCH EVERRR!!! AND STREAM QUEEN BY NICKI MINAJ WHORE

shirmya by I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill November 17, 2018

shmarmy

Shmarmy. adjective describing a man who is a total scumbag, likes to eat honey nut fearios, and watches the worst movies of all time, sharknado.

I dont trust that marlon brando guy, hes kinda shmarmy

shmarmy by i hate liberals_boi July 13, 2022

shmirky

A face known to look somewhat like this, :7.

"Erica had a shmirky like face like this, ":>""

shmirky by Grahambentz December 25, 2007

shmirby werby 

When you piss the bed and then wet your head like a dingo

Damn man you just did a shmirby werby.

shmirby werby by Ssssage.g November 23, 2021