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a stupid asian girl with a flat face. Is usually a whore that runs cheap.
guy 1 - i fucked a shmegla for a penny yesterday!
guy 2 - damn those asian whores are always run cheap! They always do a nice job though if yah no what im sayin!
guy 1 - DAMN STRAIGHT! MY dick hurts so bad from that shmegla!
shmegla by Jeremy378564845 January 2, 2009
Kobi stop being such a goddam shmegela
shmegela by ButStuf69 February 25, 2021
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shmegula hoe 

A thot that looks basic and regular but still get niggas or bitches
Sarah:I fucked your man
Dana:I don’t give a fuck!you just some shmegula hoe
shmegula hoe by Victoria118 June 2, 2018

Shameglasses 

The biggest, roundest sunglasses you can find to hide your face as you do something REALLY embarrassing. They probably end up drawing more attention to you, but you don't care, since you don't have to look anyone in the eye.
I had to drive my mom's car into town and wouldn't you know it the El Molino cheerleaders were having a fundraising bake sale in front of Safeway. Luckily I was wearing my shameglasses, so driving a car with the license plate that says GRANNIE wasn't so bad.
Shameglasses by miwok September 6, 2010

Shmeelah 

What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)
John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
Shmeelah by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah... I know."
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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