shmeglarp

The sexual act of a Icelandic flag poll up your ass

Dan - “did you hear about Chris’s bleeding ass”
Tim - “naw what happened”
Dan - “he got shmeglarped by his mom”

by Shmeglarped August 28, 2021

shmeglarp

When you get a Icelandic flag pole shoved up your ass

Dan - “did you hear what happened to Chris’s bloody ass”
Tim - “naw what happened”
Dan - “he shmeglarped by his mom”

by Shmeglarped August 28, 2021

shmegular

The Female version of being regular without being consider basic

Something you do all the time

Im just being regular shmegular like any other day

by Scorpionmisfit November 10, 2017

shmearp

A point of an intoxication where one shits, pukes, and urinated all over one self.

Ewwww that bitch is shmearpin. Get her the fuck outta hear.

by itmeansfakename November 28, 2014

Shmegladon

Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls

“Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”

by Jaymizz December 22, 2017

Shmegularr

God’s Noble Disciples. Led by High Priestess Jude 🙏🏼

“bro are you a Glinker??”
“nah fuck Glinkers imma Shmegularr

by GarbleFunk May 9, 2022

shmegla

a stupid asian girl with a flat face. Is usually a whore that runs cheap.

guy 1 - i fucked a shmegla for a penny yesterday!
guy 2 - damn those asian whores are always run cheap! They always do a nice job though if yah no what im sayin!
guy 1 - DAMN STRAIGHT! MY dick hurts so bad from that shmegla!

by Jeremy378564845 January 2, 2009