shmeghan

Meghan has a shit load of shmegma...crusty poon.

shmeghan needs to clean her snatch before it spreads throughout her body.

by anal cantine November 27, 2004

shmeganed

To get smashed; sloppy drunk.

Dude, I was hella shmeganed last night.

by chewy39 January 3, 2011

Shmegman

Anyone from the middle east (Muslims, Arabs, etc..)

That is a terrorist." "No, its a Shmegman.

by brandothecammando September 9, 2010

shmeganecca

1. the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or over sized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting low rider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

2. Haters of Mumaw's who rule

Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser shmeganecca's just rolled into the club and not surprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fest and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

shmeganecca sucks ass

by BlakeMumaw February 12, 2008

shmegmania

When one has the craze to peel back a foreskin and take a teaspoon to that sweet sweet shlong butter.

I hope I dont get shmegmania again, my breath still smells like his wiener gunk.

by G diddle and Big-Nuts Po Po December 9, 2008

shmegan

A girl named Megan who is always there for you. She loves being athletic and typically plays soccer. She has blonde hair and brownish goldish eyes with an occasion slight tint of green. She isn't too sure about her future but she will always know what do when the time comes. She is so interesting in discovering things and the world around her. So many people who love and adore her. She is just one spunky girl. She is a Smegan.

Damn, Megan is finna Shmegan!

by Nunyobizniss123 July 20, 2014

shmeggan

A word used in exclaimation as a replacement for a swear word.

"Oh shmeggan! i forgot to feed the cat!"

by alex - the best March 10, 2008