shmeganed
To get smashed; sloppy drunk.
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Shmeared
1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
Shmeared by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015
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shmeganed • shmeganecca • schmeganella • Shmeared • shmeated • Shmegalodon • shmegan • Shmegged • Shmeagle Deagle
Shmegalodon
Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!
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shmeganecca
1. the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or over sized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting low rider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
2. Haters of Mumaw's who rule
2. Haters of Mumaw's who rule
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser shmeganecca's just rolled into the club and not surprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fest and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
shmeganecca sucks ass
shmeganecca sucks ass
shmeganecca by BlakeMumaw February 12, 2008
schmeganella
schmeganella by bigmuskie July 5, 2014
shmeated
shmeated by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018
shmegan
A girl named Megan who is always there for you. She loves being athletic and typically plays soccer. She has blonde hair and brownish goldish eyes with an occasion slight tint of green. She isn't too sure about her future but she will always know what do when the time comes. She is so interesting in discovering things and the world around her. So many people who love and adore her. She is just one spunky girl. She is a Smegan.
shmegan by Nunyobizniss123 July 20, 2014
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