shmeganed 

To get smashed; sloppy drunk.

Dude, I was hella shmeganed last night.

shmeganed by chewy39 January 3, 2011

Shmeared 

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.

He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.

Shmeared by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015

Shmegalodon 

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

Shmegalodon by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020

shmeganecca 

1. the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or over sized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting low rider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

2. Haters of Mumaw's who rule

Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser shmeganecca's just rolled into the club and not surprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fest and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

shmeganecca sucks ass

shmeganecca by BlakeMumaw February 12, 2008

schmeganella

The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.

Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!

schmeganella by bigmuskie July 5, 2014

shmeated 

very drunk/high

"yo, did u c Felicia last nite?"
"ya, she was shmeated off the bean bro, fr"

shmeated by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

shmegan

A girl named Megan who is always there for you. She loves being athletic and typically plays soccer. She has blonde hair and brownish goldish eyes with an occasion slight tint of green. She isn't too sure about her future but she will always know what do when the time comes. She is so interesting in discovering things and the world around her. So many people who love and adore her. She is just one spunky girl. She is a Smegan.

Damn, Megan is finna Shmegan!

shmegan by Nunyobizniss123 July 20, 2014