Shmegman

Anyone from the middle east (Muslims, Arabs, etc..)

That is a terrorist." "No, its a Shmegman.

by brandothecammando September 9, 2010

Shegman

Someone that sheggs you a lot. Normally used when someone cheats in Money ups.

Guy: "Mate, Camilo, you are such a shegman!"
Camilo: "heheh no cornholios. I am the cheekiest shegman of them all."

by BumbleBrutus March 15, 2019

smegman

A superhero known for his smigma usage to protect the innocent and battle crime.

Oh no! We're out of cheese.
Who called?
Oh please help us Smegman,
Don't worry, I'll just scrape some smegma off my dick.
Wow, thanks Smegman.
MMM!!! This is the best smegmacake i've ever had.

by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

Shmegma Effect

When an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes EVERYTHING bad. No matter what, if a Shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.

One kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a dick, blocked the first kid's shot. While this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.

by queen202mell March 10, 2017

shmegma

Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.

Your shmegma smells!

by mandy August 5, 2003

Smegman

Positive dude on discord and has a shaggy pfp

@smegman hi :3

by Jtroy69 April 6, 2021

shmeganed

To get smashed; sloppy drunk.

Dude, I was hella shmeganed last night.

by chewy39 January 3, 2011