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skeezebag 

The lowest form of "dirty-guys", skeezebags employ the worst pick-up lines while flaunting to badly sculpted metrosexual beards and body odour.
SB: Are those spacepants? Cuz' your ass is outta this world.
Normal Girl: Ew, do you hear this guy? What a skeezebag.
skeezebag by Jenks October 10, 2005
Words you can keep

Skeezebag 

The lowest of the lowlifes, these people don't have enough conscience, morals and decency to qualify as human beings. They lie, cheat and steal for their own greedy and disgusting benefit, damaging others in the process.

Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
The incumbent US President is the King of the Skeezebags.

Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
Skeezebag by The Real Canadian April 28, 2020

sleezeball 

an utterly and completely incompitent person. a jerk. an asshole. someone who is just grimey
" Wow, that sales guy was a complete sleezeball."
sleezeball by dick rutter November 11, 2013

sleazebag 

a slimey, untrustworthy person, usually male, especially in dealings with the opposite sex
He tried to pick up every girl in the room, and they were all young enough to be his daughters. What a sleazebag!
sleazebag by dodgy October 9, 2003

Skeetbag 

A bag of skeet; something full of semen such as a ball sack, or a horny individual generally. Can also be used to denote an individual who is slippery, shady, or otherwise hard to pin down.
Dave Dalley is a Skeetbag.
Skeetbag by Skeet master J October 26, 2012

Skeezball 

1) An exceptionally filthy person, usually male.

2) Someone who is such a disgusting asshole that it makes you feel slimy just thinking about them.
1) I can smell you from here! Go shower you skeezball!

2) Richard is such a skeezball. Being around him makes me want to vomit.
Skeezball by The Rouge Fox October 4, 2008

skeezbag 

A whore, tramp, skank, uber-slut; a gangelion of termagentcy.
you had sex with a car you skeezbag!
skeezbag by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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