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Shmeeps is an outer body experience and when you feel one coming on (you'll know when) you must express it by announcing "shmeeps" in any tone and dialect you feel is appropriate for the situation you are in.
If you are having a long day you would shmeep, while accentuating the "eeeeps" part. ex; "shmeeeeeeeeeeeps"

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If you are scared you can say "ah shmeeps" quickly
shmeeps by shmeeps. August 14, 2010
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sheepshagger 

Put-down given to someone or peoples that live in the wilderness where there are mroe sheep than people.

See wales.
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.... sheepshaggers!
sheepshagger by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Sheepstream 

A play on the word "mainstream". Refers to various specific forms of media, primarily music, that cater to the mindless mass of people who lack the ability to judge different inputs as either good or bad.
I dislike Flo Rida. He's too sheepstream.

KIIS FM plays too much sheepstream music.
Sheepstream by flyingp3nguin May 10, 2009

Shmeeshmoo 

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.
Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

shmeestered 

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'
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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."
shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Sheeps and Scorpz 

Me: “Man I heard a banging tune today!”

Friend: “Who by?”
Me: “The best Rap Duo alive!”
Friend: “Ahhhh!!! Sheeps and Scorpz!!!”

sheepshagger 

Someone who prefers the sexual company of sheep
That Adrian Jones is a right sheepshagger
sheepshagger by Dave Steele September 25, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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