Shmaner

(pronounced: Shh Main err) Someone that enjoys sucking dick or giving head. A whore, a bobblehead, the girl that you always hear about.

Kyle: she was givin me brain last night.
Mike: me too.
Kyle: damn she be shmaninn.
*Points to the whore* "SHMMANNERR!!"
damn thats a shmaner right there.

by NelNel October 11, 2007

Shmoner

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011

shaneria

Verrry outgoing, gorgeous, curvy and loyal. Love to help another person if could.

Shaneria is a lovable person with a big heart.

by Maggie Tao December 29, 2011

Shmamered

Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.

"Dude, You are so shmamered!"

by Yanna June 11, 2007

shmameron smoady

A person (usually male) who wrangles poon for a living, likes smalking smike smish, is more likely than not lead harmonica player for a country/punk band.

Did you see that shmameron smoady unfold the booms on that beho?

by tgit1004 December 14, 2010

Shmoner

A boner that one contracts whilst reciting the Jewish prayer, the “shmonah esrei”

“I had a shmoner during shacharis this morning”

“Read the magic touch, bro. It’ll change your life.”

by applestrudelman May 12, 2019

shanera

Beautiful loving and peaceful young lady

Shanera you are very popular

by Love pete May 1, 2019