shlurf 

A guy who doesn‘t give a fuck and is a little fucked up.

Damn thats so shlurf of you

shlurf by Shlurfan June 26, 2020

shlurfin

The n word for white people

Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white

shlurfin by Shlurfin February 10, 2021

shluf 

Yiddish for to sleep or nap

Oy, I need a shluf! I'm exhausted!

shluf by heebdweeb February 4, 2009

Shlurpie 

1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob

"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."

Shlurpie by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012

The Sharma Shlurp 

When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.

White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"

The Sharma Shlurp by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022

shluffy

Sleep.

"It's late. Time for shluffy!"

shluffy by Oh Tired One March 28, 2009

shurfing

A combination of the words shit and surfing. Browsing the internet and dropping a load at the same time. (wireless internet recommended)

"After a big meal I like to like to relax and do some shurfing on ebay."

shurfing by brian ware September 22, 2007