shlumptus 

When somethin is shlumpy but with a tus

There is mad shlumptus on my cock

shlumptus by Voxenfree June 17, 2023

slumptasha 

“slumptasha” is “slumponwallz x natasha help me plz” the term “natasha help me plz” is an inside joke between 3 girls (fatz ary ellie)

slumptasha is a popular name for gangs.

slumptasha by sillygoose400 July 9, 2021

Slumpus dumpus 

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.

"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John

Slumpus dumpus by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016

slumpbuster 

When someone is having trouble getting laid, they're in a slump. When you're in a slump, you need an easy score to get your confidence back up and break the slump - a slumpbuster. Often this means lowering your standards, and sleeping with someone you would never otherwise associate with. The term is obviously negative, and can even damage the reputation of someone who uses it; it implies that the "slumpbuster"'s only purpose is to screw someone who's desperate for sex, and also implies that the person invoking the term uses women for sex. Use with caution; it tends to make things worse for everyone involved.

"She was a slumpbuster."

slumpbuster by progamer124 May 23, 2004

slumpbusting 

When an athletic player is in a bad slump, the act of finding the most despicable, ugly, fat, hideous member of the opposite sex and having sexual relations with that person for the sole purpose of breaking out of the slump.

Slumpbusting was a term made famous by Mark Grace in baseball. Example: Since Grace was in a 0 for 25 slump at the plate, he decided to go slumpbusting and bone the heffer.

slumpbusting by MofoSam June 9, 2003

slumpbust 

An extremely unappealing woman, usually of the genus fatticus femininis. While grizzly in appearance, the slumpbust serves a valuable purpose. A man who finds himself in a slump (whether in baseball or some other aspect of life) may attempt to break or bust that slump by taking home a local slumpbust and riding that slump into oblivion. Please note that a man who has sex with a slumpbust is making a tremendous sacrifice with the intent of self-improvement, and therefore should not be subjected to ridicule and torment by his peers.

She's pretty hot, but her friend is a total slumpbust.

slumpbust by Brian Gaffney August 6, 2004

shlumptasha 

Shlumptasha is a powerful Goddess which has cured cancer and many other diseases. Those who believe in Slumponwallz also pray to Shlumptasha. Thanks to (fatz ellie ary)

Boy: Yo ive been feeling sick lately.

Boy 2: Bro just pray to Shlumptasha shes a goddess who once you pray to she cures your pain.

shlumptasha by sillygoose400 July 19, 2021