Shlumpus

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Shlumpus by Shlumpus7 June 28, 2022

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Slumpus dumpus

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.

"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John

Slumpus dumpus by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016

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Shlupus

(Adjective)

Definition:

1.

A word which refers to an individual who is excessively slothish and slacks in class. Often used by high school history teachers in the American Midwest. These teachers often talk way too much.

2.

Person who vaguely resembles former Russian Leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

"You're a shlupus."

"I once was at a local Krispy Kreme restraunt when I saw a man buying a Powder Glazed Chocolate Doughnut Cake whilst updating his Instagram about said Krispy Kreme treat. This man was a shlupus.

Shlupus by Not a Shlupus June 26, 2017