Shlumpus 

Shlumpus is the coolest guy you will find on the internet. He has a YouTube channel with more than 300 subscribers and almost 100,000 views. And just look at this guys profile photo!

Shlumpus is the best guy on the planet and you should go support his YouTube channel.

Oh damn, Shlumpus lookin' THICK!

Aw shit. Shlumpus hasn't posted in more than a week?!

Shlumpus by Shlumpus7 June 28, 2022

Slumpus dumpus 

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.

"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John

Slumpus dumpus by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016

Shlupus 

(Adjective)

Definition:

1.

A word which refers to an individual who is excessively slothish and slacks in class. Often used by high school history teachers in the American Midwest. These teachers often talk way too much.

2.

Person who vaguely resembles former Russian Leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

"You're a shlupus."

"I once was at a local Krispy Kreme restraunt when I saw a man buying a Powder Glazed Chocolate Doughnut Cake whilst updating his Instagram about said Krispy Kreme treat. This man was a shlupus.

Shlupus by Not a Shlupus June 26, 2017

Shlumbus 

A word used to describe something as being one of the greatest

Our king is a Shlumbus

Shlumbus by The Urban Leader February 3, 2021

shlumbus 

when she slurp on yo broth til you soup

bro last week stacy gave me SHLUMBUS behind the wendys'

shlumbus by tonythefather June 7, 2023

Shlumbus 

A word used for a weird person texting you

Jaylyn is a Shlumbus

Shlumbus by John Karanja May 31, 2020

Shlumpish 

A feeling when u are tired

That grind got me feeling shlumpish

Shlumpish by Big papa v May 7, 2018