shluck fuck 

The female version of a hand job.

Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.

shluck fuck by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014

Shuck Fuck 

When farmers get lonely (once their daughters move out), sometimes they will shuck an ear of corn, and insert said ear into their own/acquaintance's/mistress/pig's anus. Shuck fuck.

I done been so lonely since Carla Jean went off to work at Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace, that I had to resort to shuck fuckin! But there ain't no amount o' corn that can shuck fuck my depression away...

Shuck Fuck by Crusty Howard April 21, 2017

shmuck fuck

1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to assimilate to the masses.

Lara (shopping downtown chi-town) - "Dude, I look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. I look like such a Shmuck fuck right now. GOD I LOVE ANDREJS K!!!!"

shmuck fuck by Lara in love with Andrejs February 16, 2008

shuck fuck 

The act of having sex in a corn maze

“Hey Stephanie, we're in a corn maze, this is a perfect opportunity to shuck fuck”

shuck fuck by I like kiddos May 14, 2024

shuck fuck 

(verb) the act of having sex in a corn maze.

“Yo Stephanie, we're in a corn maze...now's the perfect opportunity to shuck fuck 😎😩”

shuck fuck by I like kiddos May 14, 2024

shlunk fucker 

When someone is annoying the shit outta you, they are a SHLUNK FUCKER...

Your annoying, shut up you stupid shlunk fucker!

shlunk fucker by E-Jizzle September 19, 2007

shuckfucks 

Another way of saying "shucks!", "shoot!", "darn!", etc.

"Aw, shuckfucks! I just stepped in dog shit!"

shuckfucks by downeboy August 13, 2009