Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.
Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."
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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"
*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*
P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"
stupid, lazy, chubby, middle aged; notably sleazy but not overtly sleazy (men); trashy but not overtly trashy (women)
He was a shlubby business man. He had no interesting visions, no pronounced attire. He was prone to thinking that his gimmicky ideas, dreamed up at the bar, were original and financially fruitful (he could make millions). Those around him were accustomed to listening to these ideas over and over and over....along with stories about how he was going to get some famous model to promote the business venture.
She was shlubby. She was disheveled in dress. She worked from home telemarketing or providing phone sex services. At night she goes to the bar and compliments shlubby men's ideas hoping to lasso them into bed. She is also intrigued by their conceptual money making ventures. She receives one check every month from the government and one additional check from a outside party- probably an ex-husband.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.