shlubly

not feeling up to it...not as excited or cheerful as normal

i don't know why but i'm feeling quite shlubly lately and christmas is just around the corner.

shlubly by errrrrin December 11, 2006

Shlubby 

Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.

Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"

Shlubby by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022

shlubilybub 

the butterflies in your tummy when you love someone.

when i think of him, i get strong shlubilybub.

shlubilybub by anna mccarthy May 20, 2007

shubly 

if something is good, it's shubly. it has quite a comical sound.

Did you enjoy that film?

Shubly!

shubly by flashermonkey April 28, 2004

shlubby 

stupid, lazy, chubby, middle aged; notably sleazy but not overtly sleazy (men); trashy but not overtly trashy (women)

He was a shlubby business man. He had no interesting visions, no pronounced attire. He was prone to thinking that his gimmicky ideas, dreamed up at the bar, were original and financially fruitful (he could make millions). Those around him were accustomed to listening to these ideas over and over and over....along with stories about how he was going to get some famous model to promote the business venture.

She was shlubby. She was disheveled in dress. She worked from home telemarketing or providing phone sex services. At night she goes to the bar and compliments shlubby men's ideas hoping to lasso them into bed. She is also intrigued by their conceptual money making ventures. She receives one check every month from the government and one additional check from a outside party- probably an ex-husband.

shlubby by loggie October 9, 2008

shlubby 

a fat sloppy gross looking girl trying to act sexy or show off some skin

eww look at that schlubby

shlubby by goatchoker November 23, 2004

shlubey 

Shlubey is something you say when something is so crazy and shady/suspicious that you say it

P1-Yo! That dude just got beat up by a gang with balloons.

p2-yo wtf that was so shlubey!

shlubey by Jed bar toe lick April 9, 2024