SHLOWMO 

WEAPON OF CHOICE

SHLOWMO YOUR SUCH A WEAPON

SHLOWMO by STEVE THE GREAT July 1, 2009

No Shlomo 

The Jewish alternative to 'No Homo'. Often used in regard to something Jewish.

"Dude, this bagel is delicious. No Shlomo."

No Shlomo by proooo March 12, 2010

Pulled a Shlomo 

To face plant on the ice while ice-skating

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there

Pulled a Shlomo by Mangathings March 20, 2023

slowmotion

Another term for chilling and just laying back. Taking things easy.

"What's good Ease how you?"
"Slowmotion mane breathing"

slowmotion by Ease DaMan April 30, 2008

Global Shlomo 

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.

That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.

Global Shlomo by Volksgeist July 21, 2018

Showmosexual

someone in love with, or a devoted fan of, the band Showbread

A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)

Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.

Have you heard Showbread's new album? I swear, it's turning me into a Showmosexual"

Showmosexual by ShowbreadSuperFan August 15, 2009

slowmovaru

Slow moving Subaru (usually driven by some tree hugging hippy with no place he or she needs to be) that you are stuck behind while in a hurry to get somewhere.

God dam hippy, get your slowmovaru the fuck out of my way!

slowmovaru by Methodical March 31, 2015