5 definition by Volksgeist

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A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.
That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.
by Volksgeist July 21, 2018

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When someone uses extreme force and overreach beyond their scope for self-interest.
Those people get their jew mitts into everything.
by Volksgeist July 30, 2018

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A. When individuals believe everything is based on oppression.
B. When individuals take offense for a comment on behalf of someone else, who is not offended.
Karen really got offended that I made a racial joke and Tyron thought it was hilarious! She needs to get off of the Oppression-train!
by Volksgeist September 22, 2020

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When somebody queefs drugs into someone else's face.
I met the most amazing women yesterday and she totally Shia Laqueef'd me!
by Volksgeist July 21, 2019

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When somebody farts drugs into another person's face.
I was with this hot chick last night and she totally Shia Laboof'd me, It was crazy!
by Volksgeist July 20, 2019

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