shlops

The act of being drunk and stupid

Is there gonna be beer at the party? Because I want to get so shlops tonight

by Hab3m October 06, 2005

Shlop

When a person takes a bite of food and then takes a drink of fluids to help mush it up into a 'shlop' before swallowing.

John takes a bite of his burger and then stuffs a couple of chips in his mouth and then drinks his coke. With it all in his mouth he resumes chewing then swollows.
Davy comments "like a bit of Shlop do we?"

by GelXsurf April 03, 2013

Shlop

The physical form of sexual intercourse/oral sex. The origin of the word derives from the sound sex makes, or "shlop."

"Dude, I fuckin' shlopped two beeshes last night. It was insane."

"I was so smacked last night, I didn't even know I was shlopping this beesh."

Walt Wittman beeshes love the shlop

by Willfurcat February 06, 2008

Shlop

A better way of describing a Blowjob that is done in a sloppy way.

“This bad bitch gave me shlop last night and it was tremendously outstanding.”

by Herban Dicktionary January 22, 2019

Shlop

Idk I just made it up.

Shlop.

by October 04, 2021

Shlop

The term for inviting a girl into the shower with you.

"The water is warm. Do you wanna shlop in with me?"

by Itsjerbear October 08, 2015

shlop

1.a fat, disgusting, smelly, dirty, or disease infected female

2.Gross whore

Did you see that shlop that just walked passed? She had to weigh damn near 400 pounds!

That bitch is such a shlop, she fucked everyone at my lunch table!

by c523bb January 29, 2009