Shlopsta 

Pasta that resembles a penis in any way

Hey Johnny would you like some of my shlopsta it actually tastes really good. I got it from dominos.

Shlopsta by Ethosboyyum March 7, 2019

slopstar 

One who fails to succeed in the adult entertainment business or fails in life in general.

That guy O.J., now he's a slopstar.

slopstar by CLICKHERE4ANTHRAX February 20, 2010

shlopster 

to shlopster, to steal from someone.

dude you gotta be careful going into that part of town. my cousin got shlopstered there once.

shlopster by frederick larson March 16, 2023

shopstalk 

(v.) the act of online shopping with no intention of buying anything. in other words, window-shopping on the computer.

"I went on bloomingdales.com today and shopstalked almost every page of dresses."

shopstalk by Christine T. December 9, 2008

shopstacle course 

Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.

This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!

shopstacle course by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019