shlop

1.a fat, disgusting, smelly, dirty, or disease infected female

2.Gross whore
Did you see that shlop that just walked passed? She had to weigh damn near 400 pounds!

That bitch is such a shlop, she fucked everyone at my lunch table!
by c523bb January 29, 2009
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Gettn ur lil D wet.
I was gettn shloped by some ugly ass girl last weekend. I guess I was gettn shloppa style.
by niglet January 06, 2004
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busting a load, beating off, whackin it...you get the idea
jon y. "i just shloped on my moms favorite magazine...ohs no"
by jesus d christ July 14, 2003
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Pronunciation: /shhh-L0p/
function: verb
date: 14th century
1:the evacuation of more or lest fluid feces
2: taking a wet, nasty dump
Hey, d00d, i shloped all over that wall man.

i need to go home, i shloped in my skirt.

you know sometimes my toilet just cant handle my shloping.

pardon my sudden absence ive been having some explosive diarrhea. Tomson, your bathroom is now covered in my shlop.
by shlopotron24 August 02, 2010
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Shlop

When a person takes a bite of food and then takes a drink of fluids to help mush it up into a 'shlop' before swallowing.
John takes a bite of his burger and then stuffs a couple of chips in his mouth and then drinks his coke. With it all in his mouth he resumes chewing then swollows.
Davy comments "like a bit of Shlop do we?"
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The physical form of sexual intercourse/oral sex. The origin of the word derives from the sound sex makes, or "shlop."
"Dude, I fuckin' shlopped two beeshes last night. It was insane."

"I was so smacked last night, I didn't even know I was shlopping this beesh."

Walt Wittman beeshes love the shlop
by Willfurcat February 06, 2008
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A better way of describing a Blowjob that is done in a sloppy way.
“This bad bitch gave me shlop last night and it was tremendously outstanding.”
by Herban Dicktionary January 22, 2019
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