shlonka

a poo

ME: do you know will?
YOU: yeah... he is such a shlonka...

by sillypooface February 23, 2012

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Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

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shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

by jeru411 October 12, 2005

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shloka

A person who is incredibly smart but nobody knows it. Someone who is hilarious. Someone who stands out and is unbelievably unpredictable.

Kevin Hart: OMG ur hilar
NATE: really? you think so?
Kevin Hart: Totally like almost as funny as SHLOKA
NATE: NO WAY! thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

by maia mitchell April 7, 2017

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shlonkey

An enormous penis

Bruh I got a big ole shlonkey

by jsvplayz June 3, 2018

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Shloka is a girl who's extremely talented in academics, she might not be super competitive she likes to win too.
Shloka is a very clumsy girl who keeps falling ill occasionally and falls or hurts herself because of her clumsiness.
She is a very loving person and dating her might be the best thing that can happen to you.
She likes to watch many sitcoms and dramas, not realisiert an anime fan.
She's obsessed with some English and Korean groups or bands and enjoys music.
She likes to be home on dates, watch some movies and hang out at home.
In short Shloka is a kind, caring, loving, a little clumsy and a smart person

"Today was just a boring day, I wonder why
"That's because Shloka didn't come today."
"Oh right!! Shloka let's go meet her it'll cheer up our mood"

by RADEONE 1 September 11, 2022

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