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a PP bigger than a Boeing 747
Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020
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A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005
A person who is incredibly smart but nobody knows it. Someone who is hilarious. Someone who stands out and is unbelievably unpredictable.
Kevin Hart: OMG ur hilar
NATE: really? you think so?
Kevin Hart: Totally like almost as funny as SHLOKA
NATE: NO WAY! thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
shloka by maia mitchell April 7, 2017

shlonkey 

Bruh I got a big ole shlonkey
shlonkey by jsvplayz June 3, 2018
Shloka is a girl who's extremely talented in academics, she might not be super competitive she likes to win too.
Shloka is a very clumsy girl who keeps falling ill occasionally and falls or hurts herself because of her clumsiness.
She is a very loving person and dating her might be the best thing that can happen to you.
She likes to watch many sitcoms and dramas, not realisiert an anime fan.
She's obsessed with some English and Korean groups or bands and enjoys music.
She likes to be home on dates, watch some movies and hang out at home.
In short Shloka is a kind, caring, loving, a little clumsy and a smart person
"Today was just a boring day, I wonder why
"That's because Shloka didn't come today."
"Oh right!! Shloka let's go meet her it'll cheer up our mood"
Shloka by RADEONE 1 September 11, 2022

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal 

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets
Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head