Someone who is too stupid to know what "schlonkarp" means.
Me: "You fucking schlonkarp"
Schlonkarp: "What the fuck is a schlonkarp"
Me: "Look it up"
Schlonkarp: "ok"
Schlonkarp: *dies from epic roast*
by absurdf March 29, 2021
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