Skip to main content
1 in the pink, 2 in the stink. When a person sticks one finger in the puss and two fingers in ass.
OR sticking up the pointer finger, bending the middle finger down, sticking the ring and pinky finger up, and setting the thumb bent above the middle finger.

Preferred by all anal freaks.
Shonk it! That bitch is a slut so I gave her the shonka. Throw up the shonka!
shonka by ANAL Lova December 15, 2008
Words you can keep
the way people living in minerva describe each other based off of their social status
"you are le shonka" or "you are queen shonka"
shonka by Baco Che-Na-Wah October 13, 2012
Related Words

shonka guha 

a man who presents holiday programs
here is a nice place to visit
shonka guha by joe menna November 18, 2003
Shona is a Gaelic name meaning happy lucky and fortunate in Irish. In Scottish it means “god is gracious” or “gods gracious gift”. This name is used in the Irish saying “Nollaig Shona” which means “Happy Christmas”. It’s also a Hebrew name meaning “grace of god” with the spiritual meaning “eye witness”. Shona is also a Yiddish name meaning “beautiful” and it also means “red” in different cultures. There are many different spellings and variations of the name, it’s used in many different languages and cultures around the world. Shona is also the name of a tribe in Zimbabwe and the name of an African language.
Irish: Nollaig Shona.

English: I really like the girls name Shona.
Shona by Thatgiftedginger March 31, 2021
She is the most gorgeous girl you'll ever lay your eyes on. Her smile is the most gorgeous thing about her, she might think her teeth are a little big but to everyone else she is absolutely gorgeous. She thinks she can hide from the world but when she walks into a room everyone stares at her, she thinks that everyone is judging her but in reality she is just to gorgeous to the point it's hard to take your eyes off her. Shona will always be the most gorgeous girl you'll ever lay eyes on, she is truly amazing, she is truly a blessing from heaven that no one deserves to be able to call her there's.
That kid is dating Shona, he will never deserve her but you can tell he is so great ful to even be able to look at her and tell her he loves her.
Shona by Scott .T January 12, 2018
The Perfect type of girl.
You're pretty amazing Shona!
Shona by Niel January 17, 2018

Pulled a Shanka 

To finish an American bachelor’s program in 2 years instead of 4
David is such an overachiever, he pulled a Shanka! He graduated at 19 years old from college.
Pulled a Shanka by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next