A person who is incredibly smart but nobody knows it. Someone who is hilarious. Someone who stands out and is unbelievably unpredictable.
Kevin Hart: OMG ur hilar
NATE: really? you think so?
Kevin Hart: Totally like almost as funny as SHLOKA
NATE: NO WAY! thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
NATE: really? you think so?
Kevin Hart: Totally like almost as funny as SHLOKA
NATE: NO WAY! thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
by maia mitchell April 7, 2017
Shloka is a girl who's extremely talented in academics, she might not be super competitive she likes to win too.
Shloka is a very clumsy girl who keeps falling ill occasionally and falls or hurts herself because of her clumsiness.
She is a very loving person and dating her might be the best thing that can happen to you.
She likes to watch many sitcoms and dramas, not realisiert an anime fan.
She's obsessed with some English and Korean groups or bands and enjoys music.
She likes to be home on dates, watch some movies and hang out at home.
In short Shloka is a kind, caring, loving, a little clumsy and a smart person
Shloka is a very clumsy girl who keeps falling ill occasionally and falls or hurts herself because of her clumsiness.
She is a very loving person and dating her might be the best thing that can happen to you.
She likes to watch many sitcoms and dramas, not realisiert an anime fan.
She's obsessed with some English and Korean groups or bands and enjoys music.
She likes to be home on dates, watch some movies and hang out at home.
In short Shloka is a kind, caring, loving, a little clumsy and a smart person
"Today was just a boring day, I wonder why
"That's because Shloka didn't come today."
"Oh right!! Shloka let's go meet her it'll cheer up our mood"
"That's because Shloka didn't come today."
"Oh right!! Shloka let's go meet her it'll cheer up our mood"
by RADEONE 1 September 11, 2022
She's hilarious and has the best smile. She's worried others may hate on her but nothing about her is strange. She has the best of friends and will make you happier. She's great at school and is a straight A student. When people tell her she can't she doesn't care. She only needs one yes to do it!
by always love life February 17, 2022
A total Indian hottie, but is probably more white than you are. She might not look great at school but when that uniform comes off you’ll see her smokin hot body. She’s also really funny, charismatic and kind to everyone, expect when someone lies... 💀 Shloka’s are probably whiter than you, but still has Indian parents and has to follow their rules... She may not look smart but shloka’s are supperr competitive and will not let a bad grade touch her paper. Shloka’s are just all round winners, they try their hardest in everything and especially dominate in sports.
by Kiitee October 7, 2020
She is a She and not a He. Super good human and a friend of that mutherfucker who is a lil talented than her. Super unpredictable and someone whose friends are lucky to have her.
by Black mambaaa November 24, 2021
She’s that Indian friend that isn’t really Indian. More white than you are. Probably adores Starbucks, Netflix, hot white boys, and the movie White Chicks. Looking for a new Netflix show to watch? No problem! Ask Shloka and she’s probably seen everything already. Even though she may act white, she still is smart like an Indian and will probably act like she isn’t. However, look out men. Shlokas tend to have to complain about needing water when she’s really thirsty or has a dry mouth ;). Trying to get information about someone? Beg Shloka to tell you everything she knows, she won’t resist!
by unanimous kitten January 10, 2018
Shloka is a term used for a super hot person. It is derived from the super hot goddess Shloka who had excellent flirting skills.
Calling someone a "shloka" is one of the biggest compliments you can give someone
Calling someone a "shloka" is one of the biggest compliments you can give someone
by honeydrew._ November 23, 2021