An iPad kid or a person who’s addicted to their phone. Probably also has a short attention span and talks in memes.
by padder69420 November 16, 2021
Get the Padder mug.The big man himself, owns stillorgan and everyone in it. With his recently bought blue jeans, padder "big dick tony" mckeown will mess you up square feckin go like. ) Paddy is the soundest lad on the planet, with his broters stolen superdry jumper brian sets out on his quest to find the spiciest meme,is a pro soldier in overwatch, religion is call of duty marcarrvil warfare. sexually identifies as a toaster, will no joke smash a baby over his knee for popcorn and the happiest day of his life is when all gingers die and he can see dead people. Dragon ball legend inventor of the trunk trap and is allergic to tickles.
"Yo dude there goes padder mckeown!" "Dude stfu u realise where we are!?" "What?" "Were in stillorgan you dopey prick he could bang seven victoria secret models while beating you at rock paper scissors cause he knows ur every fuckin move, do u even realise how much he got in his maths test!??!
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A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.
by Oggydyne October 3, 2019
Get the Stat Padder mug.One who adds random people or 1-time aquaintances to their friends list on Facebook or Myspace in an attempt to look more popular than they really are.
John added his friend's brother's best friend whom he only met once on facebook. He's a friend padder.
Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
by SjayRbnsn April 8, 2009
Get the friend padder mug.Using eBay or any other similar website, is when i person puts a item up for auction and want to get the highest possible price so uses a friend to place bids and up the overall sale price.
Greg: Hey, will you bid padder my Sony bravia on eBay, i want at least $600 for it, but im im only at $275
Tony: Yes sure,
Tony: Yes sure,
by Ben & Jerrys May 9, 2009
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Club/extra-curricular activity leaders who only hold the position because it looks good on their college applications.
Club/extra-curricular activity leaders who only hold the position because it looks good on their college applications.
John is a total app-padder. He's the president of the environmental club, but they never do anything!
by canUdigit January 27, 2008
Get the app-padder mug.Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.
by JB December 26, 2003
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