sploitering 

The fraudulent creation of new words or phrases.

Nathan Shaw: "Let's play some Sploitering Scrabble. It'll be wokkie-doo!"

sploitering by nshaw February 11, 2014

Sploitering 

Can refer to yourself or the weather being 'hot' and/or 'sweaty'.

It's Sploitering outside, I can feel the sweat on me.

Sploitering by JessEvans June 10, 2023

shloitering 

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.

While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.

shloitering by intothefray March 24, 2021

splintering 

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.

ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?

splintering by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008

Ploitering 

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

Ploitering by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

Sploitching 

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

Sploitching by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

spluttering 

when you walk ungracefully or un co-ordinatedly usually using lots of hand gestures and/or just doing something in an awkward kind of way

"oh my god laura you you keep spluttering past jack lister."

"oh, how embarrassing."

spluttering by hayden595 March 1, 2008