shlemed

Similar to the word “shmacked,” shlemed means out of this world and is often used when referring to being really high

I was absolutely shlemed last night
I was shlemed on drugs

by Shlemedpunani420 June 8, 2021

shlmedium

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort

Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong

by Burkblue April 6, 2015

Sheemed

Moded. Like someone tricked you and you fell for it. Instead of saying Moded you say "YOU JUST GOT SHEEMED!" (thats our Language in the yay area 510)

"Haha! I tricked you and you fell for it you dumbass idiot!"

by None March 4, 2005

shlewed

Irish slang: Very drunk

She was shlewed last night!

by greenlass May 11, 2009

shleped

Destroyed

You just got shleped by a noob

by Bigot June 17, 2018

Shlamed

The noise a person makes when storming out of a room. Origionally invented by famous MC/Beastboxer Boogy Woogy in The OSG's song Mockingbird Feat. Thaulmatter

He got pissed off and Shlamed out the door.

by Rony Peters September 26, 2009

shleed

when you find yourself shitting and bleeding at the same time, and you are essentially fucked.

harry woke up alone, turned the lights on, and realized that he was shleeding from the anus.

by originalgunclappa April 29, 2009