shleak 

The king of all kings. strong minded, Intelligent, very witty and handsome.

If you ever come across a shleak cherish him.

Hey I wish go would bless me with a shleak

shleak by Jusleak November 23, 2021

scleak 

A scam website. It asks you to enter you snapchat username and password, saying it will remove all leaked screenshots from the internet. When you enter done it leads you to a blank page. Do not fall for it if you dont want you snapchat hacked!!!

"Im so stupid, i just got a hacking off scleak"

scleak by warninggirlgaeilge January 24, 2015

shlake 

shane+blake
best ship in the world

Shlake is my favorite ship, it’s very gay. Shlake i gay

shlake by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip November 11, 2021

shmeak 

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

shmeak by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

Shleave 

Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.

Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.

Shleave by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009

Spleak 

Spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as SmarterChild because it has less programmed responses.

Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?

Spleak by matt007 June 24, 2007

shpeak 

Used often in New Zealand to quickly say "you can talk" or "says you" to express when someone is a hypocrite.

"You never have money Tairone" said Jimmy "shpeak!" replied Tairone or "She's slept with so many guys" said Amanda "shpeak" said Chelsea

shpeak by Deeznutzsally December 4, 2016