The king of all kings. strong minded, Intelligent, very witty and handsome.
If you ever come across a shleak cherish him.
If you ever come across a shleak cherish him.
by Jusleak November 23, 2021
Get the shleak mug.A scam website. It asks you to enter you snapchat username and password, saying it will remove all leaked screenshots from the internet. When you enter done it leads you to a blank page. Do not fall for it if you dont want you snapchat hacked!!!
by warninggirlgaeilge January 24, 2015
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Get the shlake mug.by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018
Get the shmeak mug.Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.
by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009
Get the Shleave mug.Spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as SmarterChild because it has less programmed responses.
Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?
by matt007 June 24, 2007
Get the Spleak mug.Used often in New Zealand to quickly say "you can talk" or "says you" to express when someone is a hypocrite.
"You never have money Tairone" said Jimmy "shpeak!" replied Tairone or "She's slept with so many guys" said Amanda "shpeak" said Chelsea
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