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shlackered 

Shlackered means beyond drunk or high to any degree: a fantastic combination of both!
Tim: are you drunk or high?
Bob: Both man. i’m Shlackered.
shlackered by connorspothouse February 18, 2020
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shnockered 

The state of being really drunk.
Last night I got really shnockered at this party, it was great.
shnockered by Henry Schexnayder November 5, 2002

Slackerdom 

The state of slacking. Similar to how boredom is the state of being bored. It implies a deeper level of slacking off then merely saying "i've been slacking"
My week long slackerdom finally ended when I realized the test is tomorrow.
Slackerdom by Equar May 1, 2009

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.
"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"
schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

shickered 

Derives from 'shicker',an alcoholic beverage, means to be pissed/drunk/legless
Fred: What did you do last night?

George: Got shickered
shickered by Sonny-T December 8, 2006

shlammered 

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.
Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.
shlammered by ACandDC July 14, 2007
The result of having imbibed too many adult beverages
The frat boys were all slickered up after the football game.
slickered by Susan Nonnenberg September 8, 2005
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