The act of taking a piss at the urinal while suddenly becoming overcome with flatulence. Once farting begins, a distinct understanding of the difference between a fart while pissing and the infamous Pizzer Shizzer overcomes subject.

I was pissing at the urinal when I decided to blow a huge fart; I realized very quickly that I had just experienced a Pizzer Shizzer and I should've used the stall.

Pizzer Shizzer by LOJO2011 July 28, 2011

Related Words

shizzeur • Shizzer • shizzerbabbeler • Shizzerfack • shizzering • shizzerts • Pizzer Shizzer • shizz-ur

Shizzerbabbeler

A really BIG SHIT TALKER!

Oh Man! Andrew is one BIG SHIZZERBABBELER who needs to get his fuckin ass kicked!

Shizzerbabbeler by Cortney Johnsonn March 29, 2004

Shizzer

A shizzer is when two people of any sex presses their anuses together and literally shits in eachothers ass and plays with eachothers pheses with theirs bum cheeks. so whoever does that could be refered to as a shizzer

i swear i felt so dirty for that was my first time last night but i really did enjoy that shizzing session we had together. does this mean i'm a shizzer now?

Shizzer by anybody who knows October 19, 2009

shizzerbabbeler

a BIG shit talker

those P.i.m.p.s were talkin sooooooooo much shit that they couls start a shizzerbabbeler museum.

shizzerbabbeler by Tracy Lee January 19, 2004

Shizzerfack

something that i think i may have made up...

haha it means to queef or queefing.

AH SHES SHIZZERFACKING ON HER DOG..poor dog. aint his name rufus?

Shizzerfack by You_Fking_Wish. December 20, 2003

shizzerts

An expression (sometimes a noun) used by an individual who wants to seem cool. Might be at par with "That's so fetch!".

1. "I can't deal with all the shizzerts!" Matt complained.
2. "Shizzerts!"
3. "You are full of shizzerts," Harry observed.

shizzerts by Recio August 12, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026