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Shizaster
At the intersection of shit happening and humorous turn of unwelcome events lies the shizaster. Derived from the Greeko-Roman root 'shit' and Latin 'disaster', shizaster is a term commonly employed as a happy medium between the long-winded 'shit just happened' and an overstated description of the event as a 'disaster'. Used by soccer moms, presidents, and entertainers alike, shizaster reflects and describes the nature of the unfortunate event with toyota-prius-like efficiency and syllable footprint that is both ecofriendly and deserving of admiration and awe from those unfamiliar with the term.
Entertainment:
From Michael Vicks attorney to Michael Vick "Mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major PR shizaster on our hands."
Politics:
Sarah Palin "Who would have thought that Bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster"
Housekeeping:
From wife to husband: "Edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage"
Parenting:
From father to son: "Bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy's lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster"
Nurtition:
From mother to son: "Bobby you know what our healthcare system says: An apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. It will also prevent you from turning into a fat-fuck adulterer like your father."
From Michael Vicks attorney to Michael Vick "Mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major PR shizaster on our hands."
Politics:
Sarah Palin "Who would have thought that Bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster"
Housekeeping:
From wife to husband: "Edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage"
Parenting:
From father to son: "Bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy's lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster"
Nurtition:
From mother to son: "Bobby you know what our healthcare system says: An apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. It will also prevent you from turning into a fat-fuck adulterer like your father."
Shizaster by The Russian Bear September 15, 2009
Related Words
shiznasty • shitnasty • Shizznasty • shiznastic • shiznastical • Shinesty • shagnasty • shiznat • Shnasty • shiznay
ShizNat
From 2004 onwards, ShizNat also refers to the lesbian couple in the anime Mai Hime. ShizNat is the abbreviation for Shizuru and Natsuki.
ShizNat by papa lolita May 8, 2006
Shnasty
Shnasty by Jessica Herdoon February 24, 2006
Shinesty
A company that never stops giving. Such as, never stops sending you emails that you can't possibly pass up reading when normally you'd just delete them without thinking twice. A company that never stops giving you a side stitch due to endless hours of laughing on end from their ridiculous banter on their website. A company that gives you the best ball hammock boxer briefs you've ever had (yes you read that right, BALL HAMMOCK). And most importantly, a company that made you waist an hour of your life you'll never get back for finding pickles in their emails to earn free stuff. Buy their stuff folks, you won't regret it.
Shinesty by Queen14bee December 28, 2021
Bolivar Shagnasty
a) A Character on the Red Skelton Show.
b) A ladies' man.
c) {From the Greek} "Bolivus Shagnasticus", roughly meaning, "One who floods" (It was the title of a roman dictator roughly around 120 AD.)
b) A ladies' man.
c) {From the Greek} "Bolivus Shagnasticus", roughly meaning, "One who floods" (It was the title of a roman dictator roughly around 120 AD.)
Bolivar Shagnasty was a funny character!
Man, that Nathan kid sure gets all the ladies! He's a real Bolivar Shagnasty.
Bolivar Shagnasty is a real Flooder--he sure knows how to make it rain.
Man, that Nathan kid sure gets all the ladies! He's a real Bolivar Shagnasty.
Bolivar Shagnasty is a real Flooder--he sure knows how to make it rain.
Bolivar Shagnasty by run4funman November 12, 2010
J Swizznasty
J Swizznasty by Your Moms favourite friend September 30, 2021
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