Shinesty

A company that never stops giving. Such as, never stops sending you emails that you can't possibly pass up reading when normally you'd just delete them without thinking twice. A company that never stops giving you a side stitch due to endless hours of laughing on end from their ridiculous banter on their website. A company that gives you the best ball hammock boxer briefs you've ever had (yes you read that right, BALL HAMMOCK). And most importantly, a company that made you waist an hour of your life you'll never get back for finding pickles in their emails to earn free stuff. Buy their stuff folks, you won't regret it.

Have you seen the Big Bang collection on Shinesty's website? Fuckin' hilarious dude!

by Queen14bee December 28, 2021

Shinesty

American company run by Sir Tobin, a carrier pigeon. Famous for stellar customer service (makes their moms so happy), dirty jokes and even dirtier underwear (in the best possible way). Coined the phrase “ball hammock” (I.e. the happiest place on earth for a man’s bits and pieces).

My husband’s favorite gift for Christmas was his new ball hammocks from Shinesty.

by sapqueen96 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.

I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.

She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.

by Poshladyshay December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Shinesty is the silkiest, best damn bulge producing, ball cradling, "I forgot I was wearing" them boxers for men. The hands-down sexiest, sweetest curve enhancing, butt lifting, support the "girls", covers the naughty bits for women. All this and fun patterns that match him and her, him and him, her and her.. hey who cares!!

Are you wearing Shinesty, or are you just happy to see me?

by NanasGoneBananas December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A brand that really cares about getting you laid, Shinesty is dedicated to making sure you look good and feel good, and your privates are happy. Wearing their underwear is having your little man grapes nuzzled in a hammock of heavenly softness, or your sausage wallet wrapped in cottony bliss.

I really need to get some more ball hammock underwear from Shinesty!

by Tony22887 December 29, 2021

Shinesty

Getting sexually aroused by gandering at attires that remind you of your partner/spouse. In other words, you get horny just by looking at your other half's clothes

I can't control my shinesty when you're not home, your clothes make me want you more.

by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021

Shinesty

N. A clothier that will LITERALLY fondle the family jewels just to make a sale; providers of prints raunchier than your mother-in-law after too many Fireball shots

My husband was so excited to get his new ball hammock boxer briefs from Shinesty. Marketing genius!

by Annie RU OK December 28, 2021