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shitsville 

"You live in shitsville" "I feel like Im in shitvilles right now"
shitsville by James Bond76532 January 3, 2009

Smithville 

You don't know what's worse, the potent smell of chicken shit or the constant sight of inbreds. If your looking for a good hoe down where you can lose your virginity to a relative, this town is your best chance. There is a running joke in the Niagara Region, that everyone from Smithville fucks their cousins. ( Proven true multiple times). The KKK possibly remains alive in this town, the saying around the town is "if your black turn back" because of all the white hicks that hang out in the Tim Hortons parking lot with their jacked up trucks and loud country music. Usually after a long day of making minimum wage everyone hits the local bar "Touchdown Willy's" and spends their entire paycheck on beers and "Canadian Classic cigarettes". Most of the youth in this town still lives with their parents and are just waiting to inherit their house when they die so the cycle can continue.
Jack Whattam: "YE HAW ! I just done shot me a turkey, I'm bout to head on over to "Willy's" in me new jacked up truck for some brewski's and darts.

Cletus: "HELLS YA let's do it yall! MY COUSIN IS GOIN TO BE THERE AND IM GETTING LAID!!!!!!! I love SMITHVILLE!"
Smithville by SmithvilleHick69 November 29, 2018

shitsville 

I wouldn't consider settling in XXXX because its a shitsville.
shitsville by tushanbe February 10, 2010

Shitsville 

Shitsville, Tennessee. A real fucking hole. not to be confused with CrapTown, Wyoming, Turd City, Michigan or Baisngstoke.
"So this is Afghanistan then"

"Yeah, welcome to Shitsville, Tennessee"
Shitsville by kyraltim January 13, 2009

shitville 

A depressing, boring, poorly conditioned or otherwise uninteresting city, town or village.
I hate this shitville in the wintertime, makes me wonder why anyone would wanna live here.
shitville by Lamborrari July 17, 2006

smithville flats 

located 7 miles north of greene ny, is ranked 10th in the nation for the highest weed abundance in the nation. Known as the land of bad asses. known also for its awsome hunting and fishing.
dude smithville flats is were the parties are at!
smithville flats by Jimbo Sam Murphy February 25, 2011